The crew of the libarator try out the new smaller ORAC replacement:
Blake: "Look is does picture messaging!"
Blake: "A square box?? But this room has a hexagonal theme, you philistines!"
Which of you mongrels ate all the peppermint swirls!!
Jenna: "Blake, don´t eat any more biscuits - you´re having to hold your gut out the way just to get in the tin!"
Vila "Ya know , reminds me of a hamster I used to have , and he looked just like that !"
Blake. so this is the Blake´s 7 Dvd box that was relaesed last week. Villa: What is a dvd? Jenna: People used to watch that ages ago! ´´hint´´ ´´hint´´;-)
Blake: "Hey, the case is empty! Where´s my accordion?"
Jenna: "Avon blew it out the airlock. He said it was either that or he was going to have to kill you..."
Jenna: "There´s been a horrible accident with Avon and the teleport."
Blake: "Avon? Is he alright? Where is he?"
Jenna: "Well, you see that box..."
Blake: ...then you just snap it closed and food stays fresh for days.
Jenna: All right, I´ll buy one.
Blake: There you are Vila and Gan, that´s how it´s done.
Vila: Can´t see us financing the revolution with Tupperware parties, Blake. Not unless you let me hold one in a bank.
Jenna and Gan (who had faith in Blake) and Vila (who had bet on Avon) watched in fascination as Blake, attracted by the iced buns he could see through the clear top, tried to open Avon´s child-proof lunch-box.
Is this where the replacement toilet bowl goes?
One more excavation and Blake´s belly-button fluff collection box would be full...
As the lid closed, Avon swore he would never eat anything with "eat me" on the label again.
Jenna(on intercom): security to the flight deck, Vila´s let in another salesman again
The crew all gathered round as Blake tuned in to the Archers on the antique wireless
Blake: "Hey look, Avon´s left his biscuit tin unattended!"
Jenna: "Careful, it might be booby-trapped!"
Gan: Hope there´s some peanut-butter sammies in there.
Jenna: I´ll have cheese if there´s any.
Blake: I´ll have the ham.
Vila: He´s not on deck at the moment. You´ll have to settle for a sandwich.
There was breathless anticipation as Blake opened the lunch box: what had Cally put in the sandwiches today?
Blake - Whoa! I´ve had a quick count and i´ve got 3 testicles - i can feel them! Is that normal guys?
Crew - Eh???
2 days later, Blake still hadn´t recovered from Zen´s makeshift prostate exam yet...
And after little applause Blake locks aways the family jewels.
Vila: That´s got to be the biggest hemorrhoid I´ve ever seen.
An air of anticipation hung over the bridge as Blake moved to sit down on the whoopee cushion...
Gan: Yeah, Avon´s spot on Blake, you have a large bald-patch at the back. Makes you look like a monk! Still, get a big scar across your chops and you´ll be ok.
Blake: Uh, let me sit down, I´ve just taken the test and... Avon is my father!
Blake: This is a beautifully tooled Samsonite case, large storage capacity, solid steel locks, full accoutrements, only 500 credits
Blake: Right, the problem is, I have a limiter and it´s malfunctioning, but the worst point is that it regulates my bowels. Gan, get up there.
Blake´s ruse of hiding his new Playstation 2 down the back of the sofa had failed
Jenna: I bagsy Avon´s new Blake remote control device tonight!
Blake and Jenna never recovered from their experiences on the alien space missile in ´Time Squad´
Everyone but Avon was surprised by the size of Blake´s sperm donation, and now understood the true meaning of the series title.
Blake took his bows but no one had been impresed by his magic show
Blake came to regret slamming the lid down with out looking down first...
An Eye Patch
It was April fool´s day again, and Blake had just discovered the ´Ejector seat sofa´ gag...
Blake: So you see if I tattoo a ´W´ on each of my buttocks and do this, it says ´WOW´. Cool huh?
Slowly, Blake came to suspect that a strong electromagnet had been hidden in his trousers.
Blake´s test of the new Liberator flight deck urinal drew and appreciative audience until her realised that the hole was too small for him to shake.
Blake´s test of the new Liberator flight deck urinal drew and appreciative audience until he realised that the hole was too small for him to shake.
Blake´s perm was beginning it´s takeover of his entire head.
Blake had caught himself in what would from now on be known as his ´toolbox´...
Vila "Think i`ll get one of those wigs , hasn`t come off in 12 months"
Vila "Are you sure you put your hair clip in that box of pins and needles Jenna?"
Jenna "Yeh , just have a good rummage round Blake , it`ll be at the bottom , you bet"
Jenna: "Pssst, Blake, you´re ´flying low´ again..."