Nexus Wobblevision... Rumours of Death
episode in which avon finally admitted to a love life but to
no one's surprise it turned out to be quite sick and twisted....
laser probe - a loo brush
wall and manacels, and zen: very creative card and sellotape
outfit: the hotel towels
vidscreen: walkers cheese and onion crisp box
outfit: judith just happened to have one with her
hair: rita just happened to have a huge tufty style afro with
yes, servalan has a beard. just go with it.
(dig that groovy hair) and dayna are off to rescue avon from
the notorious federation torturer...
call these manacles? you guys don't know the first thing about
bon.. umm.. torture... right, come on, we'd better take him
off to show him how it's really done! tarrant: you know these
teleport bracelets look like they're made out of a pringles
on liberator vila consults with zen....
for getting me that paint by numbers anna for avon's new torture
den... i'm terrible at art
take shrinker back to the liberator... cally (blue hair) is
upset: avon, you're just sick. why can't you - you know - like
everyone else? anyway, he's only little....
tarrant and dayna taunt shrinker : our dads bigger than your
dad, our dads bigger than your dad....
recalls the last time he.. you know'... normally. well as normal
as it gets :
anna..... (reclining with booze and a silver bedsheet).... light
of my life.... if only this was channel five and we could see
some *real* action...
takes shrinker to his underground dungeon of desir.. ah hem,
cavern, and taunts him with the image of anna, whom he once
tortured... what it wasn't you? servalan knows who tortured
anna? code name bartholomew.. right....best not kill you then..
you've only been naughty, not lethal... but you're not getting
on earth anna has a crack set of troopers running through the
woods after her towards servalan's castle. communal troopers
thoughts: phwooar! look at that bum! we'll follow her anywhere...
makes it into head office to challenge servalan.... well i could
kill you where you sit but i think i'll put you in an easily
escapable situation before i take over the world, ha ha ha!!
have you been watching austin powers again?
out the top quality vidscreen! avon and tarrant find the security
guards killed by anna's men... ok, that one's dead, tarrant,
see if you can get anything out of the one with the spangley
jacket.. we need to find servalan....i don't know how, why don't
you try licking his ear that way that you do? umm.. no.. dayna
told me... oh, we haven't been to ultraworld yet, have we..
well look, never mind how i know, just do it!!!
chained to a wall....? hmm.. no, not in front of tarrant. what,
anna is bartholomew? and she was going to turn me in? oh well,
best shoot her then.... well of course i'll let you go servalan,
after all if i don't, and given travis is dead, what am i going
to do in season 4?? darned if i'm running round shooting more
aliens made out of jello.....
well i could shoot you, or i could let you go.... nope, given
the size of my overdraft i need a 4th season as well.... ok,
take him away guys...
avon, it's been a long day but i think we've managed to extend
everyone's... contracts. i know you don't usually drink but
it's been a day of frustration and all that...
all right then.. but do have one yourself (thinks.. if i get
him tipsy will he let me call him jenna?)