the man with two brains
j-cloths for all sets, costumes and special effects
mate fi for her excellent help polishing my table so it's nice
and shiney, not like space, but a nice change for me.
look avon, it's a wonderful new blue planet. let's go for a look!
go on! avon: no. don't like the look of it.
(grr! avon spoils all my fun.. i'm going anyway....)
cally?? oh, she must be exploring the planet... well it's past
bedtime, we'd best go look for her.. get your bracelets...
a kip? are you sure she isn't possessed? that's odd... if you
look through one ear you can see clear through to the other side....
we're the ultra. yes, that's ultra washing powder with the new
bluey whiteness. no, that's our natural skin colour, we live on
100% blueberry juice. now, we collect brains... umm.. but it's
been a lean month, you'll do, i guess....
back on the liberator....
i'm bored... do you want to hear a poem? right, there was a young
man from uranus....
you are feeling very sleeeepy avon... right, when i click my fingers,
you will believe you *are* elvis presley....
want to watch us what?? tarrant that is the lamest excuse you've
come up with yet!
dayna... it's for science... for the good of mankind.. and if
we don't, it'll hurt and i won't get to sleep....
the earth really moved, huh?
tarrant, it was an explosion. there's a big hole in the wall,
it a bomb?
just the pressure created as your ego grew too big for a confined
i've found cally and avon's brains... now which is which?
everyone's in their right minds, let's get out of here! orac's
been feeding vila's jokes into the planet and mary whitehouse
has demanded the bbc destroy it as no. one priority. quick, before
anyone says the last line of the limerick!!!