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LURVELY LIMERICKS

THE FOLLOWING GROOVY LIMERICKS
WERE MADE BY THE FANS
FOR THE FANS - SO ENJOY !!!


   

There was a nice Auron called Cally
Who at first made Blake look a wally
With her foot in his chest
She considered him a pest
Who'd have thought that they'd become so pally?
by FISH

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There once was a bloke called Travis
Who had a voice just like Rolf Harris
But he had little fun
On his cruise to Star One
And Blake had the last laugh - poor, poor Travis!!
by STEZ & SARAH
Travis 2
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There once was a man called Vila
Who was very scared of flotillas
He liked Soolin's buns
But was naff with a gun
So he thought he'd settle for Dayna
by STEZ & SARAH
Vila
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There once was a young man called Del
Who was tall, dark and handsome as well
With hair thick and curly
And teeth white and pearly
It made Avon as jealous as hell!

by JEMMY
Tarrant
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There once was a lady called Soolin,
Who everyone thought was quite thin.
Till she made a mistake,
And ate a pound cake.
And now Soolin isn't thin any more.

by RACHEL
Soolin
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There once was a man called Blake,
Who made a terrible mistake.
He deceived Avon
Who then sent him to heaven,
And all out of freedoms sake.

by RACHEL
Roj Blake
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There once was a man called Gan,
Who carried a great big fan.
Till he waved it one day
And it blew him away,
And that was the end of Gan

by RACHEL
Olag Gan
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There once was a woman called Sleer
Whose obsession with power was queer,
She chased after Avon
And his group of seven,
But could never catch them (she came so near)

by RACHEL
Servalan
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There once was a man named Blake
Who fought hard for freedoms sake
With his little band of 7
He ended up in heaven
When Avon thought he was on the take.

by MINNIE
Blake & Jenna
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There once was a man named Tarrant
Who was Avon's young heir apparent
With his mega watt smile
Got his girl for a while
Tho' this would often make others Rant

by MINNIE
Tarrant and Dayna
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There once was a man named Kerr Avon
Whose clothes often looked sprayed on. :)
He hated mankind
Left Blake far behind
But couldn't press Servalan for a pardon.

by MINNIE
Kerr Avon

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There was a fool drunk named Vila
Who his girl Kerril once called 'Killer'
He chased all the women
In booze he'd be swimmin'
If locked in he could usually spring ya!
by MINNIE
Vila Restal
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There once was a man named Gan
Who was there when the story began
He then took a fall
Got killed by a wall
That was the end of the mighty big man
by MINNIE
Olag Gan
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There once was a man named Gan
For extra strength he is your man
Not especially bright
Tho' in manners just right
He would help you if he possibly can

by MINNIE
Olag Gan

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There once was a girl named Soolin
Who quite liked to get her boot in
Handy with a gun
Always tonnes of fun
Tho at the end she received a maulin'

by MINNIE
Soolin

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There was a young girl named Mellanby
Who fought them on land and on sea
She fought all masses
And kick all their asses
But Servalan, who got off scott free

by MINNIE
Dayna
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There once was a young man named Del
His fans said he looked quite swell
His hair was all curly
He looked like a girly
But secretly, he could ring my bell.

by MINNIE
Tufty Tarrant
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There was a Space Captain called Tufty
Whose hair was quite curly and fluffy
With a grin cute and cheesey
He flew ships easy peasey
And was surely the Greatest - yes he must be!

by MISTRESS TUFTY
Del Tarrant

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