The Whitecrow Players present
A WHITE BUSTARD Production
inspired by the very inspiring Emma Peel
The Director's Half-Cut
including never-before-seen footage of Blake
and introducing RUPERT as ORAC
"So that's 20 Marlboro Lights, a packet of chocolate Hobnobs,
Rizlas..." [Exit Blake]
The remaining crewmates vote Avon and Orac off the ship.
It's only Monday morning, and Avon's week is not going well, as
heavily-armed Sarran horde has just hove into view.
But who is that toga-clad babe? "Thank god," thinks Avon,
have coped alone."
Meanwhile, the Sarran cavalry make short work of some Dr Who extras
the shoot next door.
[**Action by Havoc**]
Monday lunchtime... Avon's week is picking up.
"Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?" asks
"Get your coat, love, you've pulled," he replies.
While Dayna looks for her coat, Servalan arrives to suggest they
Meet the Mellanbys! Avon mistakes Dayna's Dad for Stevie Wonder,
hilarious consequences! Lauren hovers pointlessly.
Servalan takes the piss out of Dayna's clothes as they get changed.
"It's hardly Nicky Rocker, darling!"
"Avon calling," he says without
a hint of irony.
+This is the Liberator. Zen can't solve your crisis right now,
call is important to us. For immediate rescue, press one. To nobly
divert ship to wounded colleagues, press two. To allow Federation
Squad to board ship, press three. To discover whereabouts of
treacherous girlfriend, fly through fungus cloud, needlessly slaughter
intergalactically famous physicist and attempt murder of best friend,
press four. To join RSC, press five.+
Blake presses five.