Emma Peel production
Vila and Avon are planning a lad's weekend.. sea, sand, sangria...
They land on a beautiful desert planet, but there's a problem.
Vila: "Last time we go club 18-30 - the bleedin' hotel isn't
3. Avon is set upon by some over enthusiastic holiday reps who co-erce
into having some 'fun'..
4. And show him the 'accommodation details on arrival' prison cell
assigned to. The all you can eat buffet lives up to its name - all
the other inmates.. erm holiday makers.. don't want, you can eat.
5. One of the reps favourite games for tourists is 'slave auction.'
Servalan, on the deluxe package, gets to choose her companion. "Show
teeth!" cries the rep.
6. "No, show us his CENSORED!"
7. In a fit of envy at not being on holiday - or is it boredom after
weekend with Tarrant? - Dayna appears to drag Avon away from the
cruise. She also takes the gruel guy, as his catering, although
still be better than Vila's.
8. Their holiday in the sun ruined, the crew explore other holiday
and find a last minute 'murder mystery' short break. The other guests
include a bloke with a dodgy beard, and the lovely and not-at-all-evil
9. Already Avon and Tarrant are fighting over the girl, although
them, she doesn't seem to fancy either of them much.