A Wobblevision production of
OF HINCKLEY ISLAND"
Inspired by Emma Peel
With Special Guest Star
THE LIBERATOR as HERSELF
"I'm sorry, ma'am, did your pregnancy test come out negative again?"
"Don't be impertinent, Deral. This is my Extra Evil Plague Potion."
The Auron pilot needs a lift.
"I shouldn't really drink and fly..."
"Oh go on, one Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster never did anyone any harm."
Deral and Ginka snigger knowingly.
Descending to Auron, the pilot
remembers, too late, what his mum said
about drinking with strange women.
"Plague is spreading through Auron like the plague! What should we
"Shut up, I'm trying to get a signal..."
Meanwhile on THE ACTUAL LIBERATOR...
"Let's go to Earth so I can get horribly tortured and avenge my dead
"Any excuse, Avon!"
"What's the matter, Cally, are you being possessed again?"
"Shut up, my sister's on the line. They're all dying!"
Dayna feels Cally - sorry, feels *for*
"Is that all? I vote we still go
to Earth so I can get horribly tortured..."
"Oh, piss off, Avon!"
I'm Servalan, and I can cure
your plague in return for six clones
and a stash of credits for the snooker table."
Doctor Servalan leaves Franton looking much more like herself.
Deral challenges Ginka to
handbags at ten paces.
"Respek mah authoritah!"