AT THE EDGE OF
THE FIRTH OF FORTH - part 2
"I saw a mouse!"
"There on the stair!"
"This is just too scary for
a hired killer, I'm out of here!"
"Oi, you forgot your rose!"
"Vila, I don't think we're
in Wester Hailes any more..."
To cut a long exposition short, they're on a ship the other side
galaxy with the gruesome remains of a funny-looking bloke whose
has disintegrated over many centuries. Oh yes, and the air's running
"I need a stiff drink," says Vila.
"I've a better idea,"
"Text sex! We don't even have to take our clothes off!"
"Come on Tarrant," says Dayna, "we're going
to rescue Vila. Do I
have to drag you there?"
Avon and Cally launch the search for Vila by asking a woman
up twiglets if she's had anything pinched recently.
Bayban tells Sherm to step up the torture
"OK, old guy, we want AN ICE CREAM!"
Dayna and Cally make their move on Bayban.
"You're tickling me - that's NOT FAIR!" he bawls.
Post-coital text: Vila thinks he's flavour of the month.
"Was that it?" asks Kerril.
To Part One
To Part Three