which avon has a bad day but a very good hair day and blake gets
to be very bossy
weeks sets are a bit dark so it's bad picture quality... however
they are courtesy of the southpark stickiforms adventure book, and
fellow character we've never met before.. we're about 5 minutes
short on the script this week, follow me and we'll run up and down
corridors for a while.. argh! look! the federation have planted
a bomb and it's going to destroy our whole planet! we can't afford
that kind of special effect.. we'd better get some help...
distress call? oh yes, we'll go down, i can look all masterful!
on vila and avon.
we do something blake?
jenna. this is a bloke's episode. just do your best to look pretty...
on, *try*, just for me?
to our doomed planer blake. i've set up a big electric wiring thingy
for avon to prod at and look sulky, and there's a safe thing so
vila can be clever... do you want to start bossing them about now,
or would you like a cup of tea first? oh, and i've hired a mercenary
called del grant to confuse things.
viewers look on in wonder at avon's angst and wonder...
is del? and why does he want him dead?
cally, this is del. we're both off to diffuse a bomb, i'll need
some alcan overalls and some pointy laser type proddy things.
can we come too?
you listening? this is a bloke's episode!
go and put some more make up on jenna, for pity's sake...
to stock footage of outdoor scene somewhere cold
for the postcard of finland mum!)
this is the bomb... you hold the wirey things,
i look sarcastic and work on my double entendres....
i'm trapped under a load of pipes, avon, but you've stopped the
bomb and saved both our lives.. you're not as bad as they say you
i forgive you for letting the federation murder my sister.
(thinks) hmm.. i *do* look sexy with wet hair, don't i.. wonder
if i can get some swimming scenes like colin firth.. i'm a much
better actor than him....
for helping with the bomb del.. do you want to join our crew?
avon will be far more moody without my chirpy manner around the
(stomps off in a huff to the flight deck)