KEILLER AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
another humble tribute to Emma Peel
"So, Avon, why is Scorpio
making a spectacle of itself by performing
a complicated mid-flight docking manoeuvre with the pleasure cruiser
"Because my old mate the Purser's asked us over for a drink,"
"Everyone except you, Vila," adds Tarrant.
Avon introduces the crew to his old friend
"Are those guns, or are you pleased to see me?"
Keiller reveals he has a machine which transmutes cheap Season Four
chocolate into Terry Nation's All-Gold.
"It'll make us rich!"
"Or at least get us a fifth season!"
"First, let's case the chocolate factory..."
cream cool Soolin takes out two guards
Continuity error... what continuity error?
"What happens if we press this button?"
"A security alarm goes off."
"Oh no! The alarm must have switched the cooker on and melted
Unfortunately, Keiller survived.
"Are you sure you aren't pleased to see me?"
Fortunately, Avon and Soolin are way too cool to melt. They just
went to look up Keiller's personnel record, which says he used to
the Presidential confectionery staff.
To Part Two!