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Powerpoint

- A JOLLY ROMP

IN WHICH ZEN SHOWS US MANY COMPLEX POINTS OF INTERGALACTIC LAW

IN TIME HONOURED SLIDE SHOW PRESENTATION FORMAT

avon and dayna have returned to the liberator after it was damged on star one...

this week's props... all coffee coasters....

thanks to dana for the 'concept' (ooh i sound like a prog rock band.....)

in property disputes, remember possession is still 9/10ths of the law
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+ this is my ship
+ only while you're still breathing...

remember that in some sectors, co-habiting before marriage is a serious crime with harsh consequences
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+ this is my .. erm.. girlfr.. niece.. wife?
+ I am? Think I can still get it annulled though...

 

free speech is not an automatic right
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+ let's see if the ship recognises your voice
+ (best kenneth williams) oooh matron!
+ slap!
+ (falls to ground) I say doctor nookie...

 

in space it is not always easy to find a solicitor
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+ so we have to stay here until we can get to a legal aid centre for the GBH hearing?
+ yes.. now, about those grounds for annulment...

if you haven't renewed your breakdown cover, your provider has no legal obligation to pick you up
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+ Zen! Where are you? I'm stuck on a planet among all these trees and I keep thinking I can see Travis lurking up one with a bag of dry roasted...

 

 

The crime is not technically joyriding unless you are in the vehicle at the time
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+ I'm going to send this pod off so they think we've escaped... you pick another one... and the first one to hit a planet wins. Two hundred credits on it?

 

charities are not obliged to accept unwanted donations
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+ Cally! Oh it's an organ donor centre. Heehee, wait until I get mine out...
+ No Vila. Not that sort of organ.
+It's only a bon tempi....

 

murder charges can only be reduced to manslaughter on grounds of self defence
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+ It just went off in my hand. Six times. Well, I do suffer from muscle spasms...

 

ensure you have left full details of your insurance cover before leaving the hospital
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+ Who's this Zen's teleported aboard?
+ It's the rest of my crew.
+ Bit limp and useless aren't they?
+ And your point is, drippy?

 

it is an offense to access computer records without proper authority
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+ Zen, this is Dayna. Say hello.
+ Hiya!
+ You will recognise commands from her.
+ Oi! What about me??
+ (grumbles.. oh I suppose so.. but only if you get a haircut... gripe groan)

 

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