From Sand Bay Holiday Camp
on the occasion of Cult TV 2003,
a drinkers-at-the-bar production presents:
the Wobblevision version of:
as ever by Emma Peel
Servalan the Great is feeling
a little hot and decides to look up her
ex-lover Don Keller, who was hung like a horse. Or
maybe a donkey, that's what she wants to check.
The rest of the crew reckon this should be good for a laugh, and
Vila has his video camera ready.
Servalan's pilot Chasgo gets knocked out as he crash-lands on the
Servalan, still feeling randy, leaves the pilot to recover
and takes Reeve for a walk in the moonlight.
We may never know what might have happened as the
romantic stroll is interrupted by Tarrant and Dayna.
Reeve shoots Dayna for stopping him getting his end away.
Dayna is sent back to the Liberator, but doesn't notice
the sack of sand she is carrying.
The sand decides Reeve isn't as macho as Tarrant (WHAT?!!!) and
him feel groggy so Tarrant has time to shoot him.
Meanwhile, back on Scorpio, the sand gets everywhere.
The crew empty their shoes.
Orac starts to feel a little excited and changes colour. Avon is
To Part Two!