which we are introduced to the great lord avon!!!
'doo do do do doo do doo.. we're all going on a ... what? this
isn't a red double decker bus?
isn't cliff richard?
really going where????
meet avon. no, no, they're not dead, they're just swooning at
his lovlieness - and honestly, can you blame them?
if you still want to take over the ship and get back to earth,
he's your man.
got a zx spectrum and everything so i bet he can reprogramme the
ships computers if you can find a way to get him into the control
jenna, i don't mind crawling through the maintenance shaft to
get to the computer room, but can you stop using it as an excuse
to perv at my bum? now go and annoy blake for a bit, ok?
nova follows avon through the shaft, but there is a storm.
the ship tries to repair itself he is killed by a mass influx
of cavity wall insulation.
is still alive though, so we don't really care.
avon opens all the doors and blake and jenna scamper off to see
how he is getting on with the computers.
the evil guards start killing the other prisoners until blake
comes out of the room.
the doors, close the doors, make your darned mind up, thinks avon.
always remembers to put the toilet seat down afterwards. that's
why more women love him.)
jenna and avon are in biiiiig trouble, detention and everything,
until by chance another shiney ship flies out of nowhere.
doesnt seem to be anyone on board. so the prison ship captain
decides to dock with it and see if he can nick it.
all the guards who board the ship are killed by it.
the captain agrees that avon, blake and jenna can risk their lives
finding out what happened.
trusts them not to steal the ship.
is very wise considering they are all convicted criminals.
the computer on board the ship makes 'very special friends' with
jenna, and agrees to let them stay.
a motherboard and a humanoid life form love each other very much...)
is fed up.
doesn't want to have jolly japes meeting new life forms who wish
to learn how earth men love.
wants to follow the prison ship and rescue all the prisoners.
he hasn't been able to wear any leather at all yet.
he hasn't had so much as a snog.
going to be a long flight, thinks avon.