props - thanks to claire for helping me with the shopping and
- 2 hairdryers,
a kenwood handblender and a desk lamp
- a spikey
melon and a sachet of sainsbury's raspberry salad dressing
covers from Thunder and Duran Duran
- tin foil
and a breadsticks box
blake are having a big fight about whose turn it is to drive.
it doesn't look like they are ever going to decide, so they both
agree to spend some time on the nearest planet, to calm down.
planet turns out to be star one. Cally goes too. It's a very dusty
old planet, and they get quite thirsty. Cally spots a tea shop.
Avon decides not to go in - he can't resist cake, and Blake's
made some very nasty remarks about Avon's growing tummy lately...
Blake has a slice of battenburg and Cally tucks in to an Eccles
Avon meets Travis. Travis' tummy is even bigger than Avon's, so
Avon knows he can eat lots and lots of cake in front of Travis,
and none of the calories will count.
young lady turns up. Travis runs away. He's not very good with
girls. She says she doesn't want any cake, she'd like jelly instead.
blows up the waiter and turns him into jelly to make her happy.
He has such a way with the ladies.....
Travis discovers that Blake has had the last bit of battenburg.
He's furious and shoots him....
Vila are fed up playing with Blake and Avon, who never bring them
back any cake. They call Servalan to see if she'd like to play
- they've heard a rumour that she has a large consignment of jaffa
cakes due soon...
Blake fell over, he kicked a lever and blew up the communications
centre attached to the tea rooms.... he's left the way clear for
a huge invasion of hairdryers. Jenna's quite happy about that...
she likes to look nice.....
Avon isn't. He always has a bad hair day whatever he does, so
he doesn't want anyone else having nice hairdryers to out-coiffeure
him.... He orders naughty Blake to bed without any supper, then
stays to use his neutron blasters and blow up all the styling
products in the vicinity.